Where's my sex swing???
That's not typically something you ask your 19-year-old daughter. Ok, let's back up a little. A few months ago my girlfriends and I were out drinking and we were talking about sex swings, toys, and fun ways to spice up the bedroom. When you're friends with me, that is a normal conversation on a Thursday night. Well, what happens when there's whiskey and wine involved? Yup, we ALL bought a sex swing that night. We felt like Oprah was there yelling at us, "You get a sex swing, you get a sex swing, you all get a sex swing". Oh don't lie, you can imagine her saying it too now.
I sent Adam a text with a photo of our new toy that would be arriving in a short 2 days from Amazon. It was like Christmas in our sweet Jewish home. He couldn't wait for his present to arrive and take it for a test drive.
It was a double gift for me because I had a client doing a Boudoir shoot with me the next day and she wanted to take photos with my sex swing. It was so much fun using it as a photo prop plus I got to see how it really works so when I hook it up to use with Adam, I would look like a pro.
Let's Go Shopping
Now ladies, this swing from Amazon was only $30. So of course I had to let my client try it out first to see if it would hold. :) I was honestly expecting it to break any minute but it didn't. It was awesome. We knew you couldn't use it on a regular bedroom door, so I hooked her cute ass up to my front door. We just kept imagining my UPS driving walking up to my front door. Nothing going on behind our closed doors. Walk away TJ. Just walk away. :)
Watch the video that's to blame. hahaha She is absolutely fantastic at showing you plenty of positions and freaking hilarious after a few glasses of whiskey. The swing that is in the video below is from Adam and Eve and if you use her promo code MOMENTS you will receive up to 50% off and free shipping.
Well, Adam and I did use it and it was everything we expected. It was so much fun. We did not try out most of her suggested positions but that just gives us an excuse to use it again. and again and again. :) Well let's fast forward a few months when I was looking for it. It was nowhere to be found. I seriously looked everywhere. I kept blaming my sweet innocent daughter for stealing my sex swing. After months of looking for it, I was cleaning out my studio and found it buried in my antique chest under all of my newborn props. Yup sounds about right. hahaha, It's weird how complete you feel when you find your lost sex toys. Don't worry it's safe and sound under our bed where it belongs. So ladies, go buy yourself a sex swing today. You won't regret it.
Tennille Melcher
Photographer & CEO